I gave kids advice this year for Halloween, "Leave Mr. Thomas alone, unless your mom is a MILF...I have treats for HER."

Duh…I’m a voter…if you guys give policies derogatory names and repeat them enough…that makes it true, right?

Pre-chewed candy doesn't move as fast as you'd think. Ungrateful little...

Ever see a hot young person be mean to someone and wish you were younger, not to date them, to be there when the looks fade and their world crumbles?