Tuesday, October 26, 2010

A friend was turned down for a job because of bad credit. Hmm, a guy who needs money badly and wants to work...yeah, why hire THAT guy?

The next one that does a "Paul the octopus didn't see it coming" joke will also not see something coming. It's size 13 & attached 2 my ankle.

Just because you're "in the house", don't think that you're not a slave.

There are some people in my family that make me hate the sound of my name.

Stepping on a woman's head isn't about politics...tell us about the tiny woman held down by someone else that scared you as a kid Tim...

Would it ruin the mood this Thanksgiving if I showed up with a bullhorn and screamed "Leave me alone and STFU every once in a while!" Well?

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