Thursday, October 21, 2010

I still have too many "umyeah" friends. That's one who says or does things so stupid or crazy you just look at them and say "Um, yeah..."

"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you..." unfortunately, in some people's version of the bible, those words are written in invisible ink.

Hate is like an abundance of empty calories...the only difference is instead of going to your ass it makes you act like one.

"No, he/she did it!" -Every Political Commercial

Juan Williams & Rick Sanchez star in..."The Odd Comment Couple" get your tickets now at the Fox News Theater!!

It's strange to me that it's not the sex that I miss most about being in a relationship. It's the EVERYTHING ELSE.

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