Man, the weather is crazy. (If you say this to someone within two days of sleeping with them...THEY ARE NOT THE ONE!)
Why do the new flu shots require your nurse to pinch your nipples during the shot? NO, YOU'RE NAIVE!!
My neighbors are going to start thinking that my family's last name is "F*cking people" because I'm always muttering that under my breath.
You'd be surprised how many people will try to light your imaginary cigarette.
Weirdos.
Ironic that San Fransisco and Texas are in the "World Series"...it kind of mirrors the political divide right now doesn't it?
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