PDA's are beautiful, but at some point either start f*cking or calm the hell down.

If only the terrorists would put bombs in the phones of people that don't know how to shut the heck up on the elevator...

Saw a gorgeous woman and wished that I had someone like her, until I heard her yell at her guy for not repaying 75cents to her. Damn!

The kids in this store could make the Dalai Lama rethink his views on corporal punishment.

I'm covering myself in bed bug poison and sleeping nude in random dirty hotels. That's right bed bugs! It's go time you bastards!!!