My birthday is exactly three weeks from now. Begin putting money away for my huge gifts. No, YOU'RE delusional!! I want gifts damn it! ;-)
As it turns out my close relative DOES NOT have cancer. Ha! #fuckcancer #fuckcancersmomtoo
Why are people so mad at gay dudes? Relax, they won't hurt you.
Special message to bullies...the secret is out. YOU'RE the one with the inadequacies. F*ck you!
No. Hitter. Roy. Halliday. Nuff. Said.
Had a talk with someone that's diametrically opposed to my politics, it started combatively but ended with kind words. Because we're grownups.
All of this rain = screw you rude guys at the carwash.
Westboro Baptist Church. Why? The world needs LESS hate. Also, stop giving them press please. Thanks.