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Just wondering.... How many people in your life can take a smile off of your face just by showing up? I am now down to 3…

I've got a lawsuit. I'm suing international fútbol because "World Cup" was MY nickname. Yeah...that's right! Don't hate!

You'd be surprised at how much people respect you when you say no. But wait until they ask you for something, or they'll think you're nuts.

It's official. My old act has put in it's retirement papers. I'm getting ready to put together my new show. 2011....watch out!!!!!!