I'm multitasking right now because I'm not really concerned about doing any of these things with accuracy...I mean these aren't MY brakes.
Efficient= getting the job done right. Effective= getting out of the whorehouse BEFORE the raid and BEFORE paying.
Pretending that I give a damn is exhausting. I'm going to stop now...Yeah, that's so much better. I think from now on....I'll do this.
Why do people still try to be shocking on these award shows? Let me tell you about a little thing called "YouTube"...
Shut up advertising! I will decide who I think is attractive damn it! Jessica Alba? Halle Berry? Hmm... uh...carry on. I'll shut up now...
It's official. Meteorologists are now 10 times hotter than models.
Wow! I learn soooo much during these 15 second sideline interviews.
Instant replay now! These refs and umpires suck. You can impeach a President, but you get fined if you disagree with a ref wtf!?!
Elton...Rush Limbaugh's wedding? Really? What time is your show at Fred Phelps' house? C'mon man.
Hi, TV producers...you DON'T have to create a reality show about EVERYTHING! Thanks, sincerely...everyone in the world over 19.