Message to politicians and talking heads on the news...the truth ISN'T like Baskin Robbins. You can't pick and choose. The truth, just is...
To women who wear tank tops I say, thank you.
People who blindly follow a politician are as smart as a person who would cover his ass in deer scent and walk through a wildlife preserve.
FYI, when you wake up mad...just write the day off. It's impossible for it not to suck.
Extreme heat and humidity means women in tank tops, extreme cold in the market means *gets distracted and walks into wall* Ow!! Don't laugh!
Uh, knuckleheads do you really think people don't know you're doing a secret handshake? You're in public! Google "Secret" jackasses!
Remember the good old days when douche bags were just douche bags and not mean douche bags? Yeah....good times....
Forget about gun bans, ban buying Halloween masks, ski masks or gloves BEFORE October and watch the crime rate drop... just trying to help.