With cameras, websites & YouTube around....whenever a politician lies now, just imagine each sentence ending with "...you dumb bastards!"

Someone please invent a pill that makes weight lifting not necessary!

At some point technology goes from being "a helping hand" to being "assistance for lazy asses".

Just completed P90Y...you just sit in a chair and drink hot dog and lard smoothies. I'd suggest P90X. I'm told it's better.

My buddy is going to get a hybrid car next time. I guess he wants to attract women with hairy armpits.

Car title loans UP...car jackings DOWN. Coincidence?