The next relative that asks for help shoveling is going to make me set their car on fire and push it into their house. That'll do it!

I've finished a Mandala of pencil shavings and abandoned soap remnants. Jealous?

Shoveling done. Wishing that I had gotten someone pregnant in my teens so I'd have kids to do it instead of me beginning...

I am so glad that everyone in the media is dealing with the recent tragic events with class and dignity… *sigh*

You get 50 orgasms for every one I have...I believe that entitles ME to watch some sports WITHOUT a continuous "Sports suck!" chant. Thanks.

From a moving Presidential Memorial Speech back to two ladies carrying an empty soda can with their mouths on "Minute to Win It". *sigh*

This part of town must be in Atlas' armpit. Shrug mofo! Shrug! It stinks here!