How do annoying people know just how long to talk, to make your soup too cool to enjoy but not cool enough to bother reheating? Bastards!

"Come here girl, let me release in your kraken!" #ifthisworksyouweregoingtogetsomeanyway

Marilyn Manson and Lady Gaga should start having kids.

"Daaaaaaaaaaamn!" - Every semi drunk d-bag as he watches a fight outside of a bar.

The new 99 cent menu at the bunny ranch!!!! - six months before "ranch dressing" is coined as a name for STD'S. (Just kidding, don't sue me)

"Activia, it kinda does stuff." Man, they must have had their asses sued off to be THAT vague in their commercials now!

I've seen 5 commercials for different Betty White shows. Who is she f*cking!?! ;-)

(I love Betty White!)