Hey, guy that STEALS the last parking spot and last gas pump...I wish you a LIFETIME of "ALMOSTS".

"Facts be damned!" - New cable news slogan

The seven deadly sins are really just ONE deadly sin broken into digestible pieces. The ONE deadly sin? Being an a-hole.

I would love to find out if my theory is true. My theory you ask? My theory is..."Eva Longoria is delicious"

What's the over/under on extras, seat fillers and assorted hoochies getting pregnant tonight after the awards show?