Sometimes I feel guilty laughing at those "tough" teens that have their "Scared straight" moments on talk shows. HE'S CRYING AGAIN! Ha ha!
The last woman that I dated was an angry jealous woman, so much so that she hated female servers when we went out. I blame Obama.
Some guy trapped everyone in the gas station by parking illegally. Please universe...send a car jacker his way...one with pink eye!
I've been out of the dating pool too long. When a lady says "Stop licking me sir!" That's good, right?
I'm starting to think that the people who are trying to repeal healthcare are secretly heavy investors in the casket and shovel businesses.