I was just hit on by a very pregnant lady. I don't know whether to be flattered or weirded out.

Follow, unfollow...(repeat) I am not offended by you, you're more of a curiosity. I will not change for you. Sporadically enjoy!

Have you ever smiled warmly at someone and had that person return nothing but scorn to you? Well, you're cool and they're assholes. Yup.

If someone on the subway said the things that some of these politicians are saying, you'd switch seats! SO WHY WOULD YOU VOTE FOR THEM!?!

The guy in front of me has a girlfriend so hot I'm not even jealous. He's like a powerball winner. I'm happy for him and hope I hit someday.