Do they have prescription strength coffee? If so....

Could they please change the name to "Womanwich" I'd have more fun eating it then.

They say soda has as much caffeine as coffee, but when you dunk a doughnut...not good. But it doesn't burn a woman's butt when applied so...

It cracks me up when people fight with each other on YOUR Facebook page. It's like a bad thanksgiving dinner!

Newt Gingrich's nickname WOULD have been "Jackass" but jackasses filed an injunction fearing damage to their trademark via any association.

They say that D.C. is "Hollywood for Ugly people" but the real difference...at least the people in Hollywood ACT like you mean shit to them.

Singing it badly at 100 decibels really helps your enjoyment of a song? I like pushing idiots into oncoming traffic. HOORAY FOR US!!!

If your woman sees the top of your head for 60-90 non stop minutes nightly...she'll pimp slap her sister for you. Hmm, that's kinda hot...

What is this obsession guys have with pilling women's hair during pounding sex? C'mon, that's what the OTHER submissive is for! Wait, what?

Any person that votes for any of that congressional and senatorial bad cholesterol (You know who they are) should be ashamed of themselves.