Sunday, August 29, 2010

Yeah, yeah, get mad at me because you always have a hoarse voice, but you NEVER complain about what I do to you to make it hoarse!

I don't just take one bite of a hoagie, one sip of a soda, leave 10 minutes into a movie or do quickies. #TheS.AnthonyRules

When you make the decision to cut loose family's supposed to feel BAD, right?

Breaking News! Glenn Beck joins the Nation of Islam, becomes Glenn X, then stands in a mirror yelling disgusting religious slurs at himself.

Breaking News! Glenn Beck holds rally outside of Neverland Ranch and claims mantle "King of pop" angering Michael Jackson fans, film @ 11!

I got thrown out of a bowling tournament for wearing my belt too close to my navel.

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