It's official. I cannot make cars explode and burst into flames with my mind. If I could...the streets would be almost empty right now...

Just watched a 20something mom tell a stranger to "Watch your f*ckin' mouth around my muthaf*ckin' daughter!" Yeah, good times...

Working from home means WORKING! It does NOT mean call me to complain about family matters for 45 minutes. Watch ANOTHER show damn it...

Jon Voight, Pat Boone....you are both nuts. Stop being afraid of black people. WE WON'T hurt YOU...too bad you don't feel the same way.

I don't like myself right now. 5,4,3,2,1...Okay, I'm back. Every year for 5 seconds I don't like myself. Sorry you had to see that. I ROCK!!