Sunday, August 22, 2010

I was having sex on a park bench...but we're in a rain delay. *Roll highlights of the last time that I had sex on this!*

I love that moment when the handcuffed, blindfolded lady you're dating gets so excited that her nipple pops through the whipped cream. TMI?

Pre-season football. Yeah! Bread sticks and water for everybody! On me!

Have you ever hated someone, learned more about them, feel bad for hating them, learn even more and realize you were right to hate them?

Don't you love listening to married couple's "Let's fight over minutia because we're afraid of or not aware of our real issues" fights?

You CAN love someone and need to be far, far away from them. Just letting you know.

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