Oh god, my nephew wants to have a "sex" talk. I'll just tell him what my uncles told me, "Never pay MORE than $50" ( Adjusted 4 inflation)
Can we please acknowledge that these extremist politicians are f*cking nuts, throw them out & ban them from public service? Enough already!
Bruce Lee's martial art philosophy was "Absorb what is useful, disregard what is useless" I personally think that this is a good philosophy for life as well.
...it's like riding a bike, your groin hurts, you get scraped up and you wake up in the gutter. #sexwith(nameremovedforlegalreasons)
5 smoking hot women hit on me today! I was going to post a joke but screw that! I'm not even back in shape yet! TAKE THAT CHEATING EX!