Watching the former gov of AK pop out to trash the President is funny. It's like "Wack a mole" She's the Mole and facts are the mallet.

When your sister said that she likes to blow through stop signs, I was afraid to ride with her. Not anymore...euphemisms are fun...

Why are things that help homosexuals "a slippery slope"? but f*cking around with constitutional amendments not? Oh...it's called hypocrisy.

Cable news doorman: "I'm going to need to see some I.D...so...YOU'RE "facts and objectivity"? Sorry...I can't let YOU in."

If you have more than 4 people in your home, there's NO privacy. Everyone knows and is in everything. How do I know? I'm dictating this.