Thursday, September 1, 2011

CEO's.... golden parachute.
Everyday Americans.... golden showers.
Congressional's FANTASTIC! (Congress blows)

I had to go into the drug store to get Ex lax for my he described the reasons that he needed it....ALL the way there.... and ALL the way back.

I now DO NOT need ipecac syrup.

Aging NOTICEABLY better than your CHEATING ex is AWESOME.

Lou hoo hoo hoo hooo. Sorry, sometimes I have a Ted Knight speech impediment. (If you get THIS, you're old or watch TV Land)

Don't worry about your stretch marks ladies, I can't see them through the pudding I'm spreading on you anyway. Okay? Good. Pants off please.

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