Everyday Americans.... golden showers.
Congressional power....it's FANTASTIC! (Congress blows)
I had to go into the drug store to get Ex lax for my uncle...as he described the reasons that he needed it....ALL the way there.... and ALL the way back.
I now DO NOT need ipecac syrup.
Aging NOTICEABLY better than your CHEATING ex is AWESOME.
Lou hoo hoo hoo hooo. Sorry, sometimes I have a Ted Knight speech impediment. (If you get THIS, you're old or watch TV Land)
Don't worry about your stretch marks ladies, I can't see them through the pudding I'm spreading on you anyway. Okay? Good. Pants off please.