Dear guy who took the LAST gas pump, I know you didn't mean to almost make me late, you may have not even seen me...but f*ck you ANYWAY.

Would you trade places with the soldier (who happened to be gay) that you booed? No? Then shut the fuck up. That is all.

O'Reilly "Strikes back" at Stewart. Bill...Jon is an F1 jet, you are a blind guy on the ground with a carton of eggs. Stay in your lane.

My next car will probably be a compact, so I'm going to start dating yoga students, because I refuse to give up back seat of the car lovin'!

Dear extremists, If you call Morgan Freeman racist names because he called you racists.....do I need to go further?

I prefer my "medina" hot...I'll learn to deal with the "funky".