Breaking News!!! Chris Wallace blasts Brian Williams for liberal bias during GOP debate. In other news, dogs sue mailmen for biting THEM.

So what if my posts on Facebook are clean. I am NOT a SELLOUT! Excuse me, I got to go there and post my muffin recipe...I mean dirty pics...

Aw shit, did Rick Perry just buy a copy of "My Pet Goat"?

Upon FURTHER reflection....yes. Yes I WILL kiss your ass lady.

Familiarity breeds...and it's kids are ugly as hell!