Chaz Bono DIDN'T want to change sexes....Facebook did it for him. Without asking, you know like they make all of their other big changes.
"To serve man...IT'S A COOKBOOK!" - What critical thinkers are yelling to people who support the current congress
REM after 31 years it's NOT a "split up", It's "retiring".
Breaking News! House majority tries to explain their mysterious Cameron Diaz "There's Something about Mary up-dos" as smiling Koch brothers are seen zipping up and sneaking out of the back entrance. Film at 11!
Dear TV shows that go one minute over to keep us on your channel. Uh, maybe you should have stolen EVERY CLOCK IN THE WORLD FIRST!