Two people that I liked closed their twitter accounts. I JUST noticed. Too bad. (That'll get me off of the suspect list) *burns clothes*

"Show me on this doll where Mayweather sucker punched you..." - Detective on Law & Order K.O.

The next time that I have sex in public it will be during a wall st protest...I mean it's not like the press will be there.

You know those things that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy...I just wished them on mine. Well, YOU weren't using them!

Class warfare meant a different thing when I was in school. See this scar? That's from a millionaire beating me up for my lunch box. Wait, what?