Dear me 2 years from now....
You're welcome.
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Dear people that are shocked that Eddie Murphy is hosting the Oscars... CHRIS ROCK DID IT TOO!!! Shut up!!!!! ;-)It's ALMOST time to start complaining like a punk about football! I can't wait!
THAT REF SUCKS, CHECK HIS BANK ACCOUNT!! (I'm practicing)
I'm going to kill all of the grass in my backyard and put in AstroTurf! Screw you lawnmower!
Dear congress, this cake you're letting us eat isn't doing the job...and stop that fiddling! (I wonder if these references are too vague...)
I'm now at the point where I look for women LEAST likely to burn my house down after a breakup. I look for love second. Ok ass second then love.
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