Have YOU ever been attracted to a Relative? Cindy or Marsha? You know...the Relative sisters. Wait, you thought....YOU SICK FREAKS!!!!

Too bored with Pat Robertson to write a joke about HIM. So here's another. I like my women like I like my coffee, microwaveable. Wait, what?

"YOU TOO!?! - Marcus Bachmann's text to Sarah Palin

A $68 condom from Louis Vuitton. Finally, something to go with my $100 testicle covers from Tommy Hilfiger.

Reality show. Likes black dudes. You won't admit it but you WOULD love to sleep with her. (Palin or Kardashian)