Saturday, September 24, 2011

"Hi, I'm William Kisses, and yes...millions of people blow me daily." -Not a real guy

Why the Cease and Desist order? You'd think that he'd be flattered that I wanted to name my new show "Deepak Okra"

Freshly shaved testicles. Body spray. DON'T.

"You mean, John Wayne movies AREN'T documentaries!?!"  - Rick Perry

Exxon's YouTube channel is just a bunch of videos with the executives saying "Nah nah, nah nah nah!" into the camera. Classy.

Herman Cain wins Republican Straw Poll in FL, confused residents thought that they were voting to stop Hurricanes. Film at 11!

"THIS is the BEST we could get!?!" - the voting public

You win a "Straw Poll" by being the one that comes up with the best "Straw Man" argument, right? Huh?

"No! I'm not playing anymore! You said it was MY turn to be the "Huh huh huh huh" guy!" - Kids discover Grand Master Flash and the Furious 5

REAL MEN eat vegetable lasagna while they watch the UFC! NO, YOUR friends are giving YOU a hard time!

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