There is really no GOOD reason to sit on the steps of an abandoned house.

(Pejoratives + Exclamation points) + Racial epithets - compassion x endlessness  ≠ Worthwhile political or religious conversation.

What I've learned from this commercial so far...people choose breakfast cereals based on how douchey a guy dresses while selling it.

You'd figure that I'd be a husband and father by now with me being so low maintenance. "Are these GREEN M&M's!?!" *storms out, slams door*