There is really no GOOD reason to sit on the steps of an abandoned house.
(Pejoratives + Exclamation points) + Racial epithets - compassion x endlessness ≠ Worthwhile political or religious conversation.
What I've learned from this commercial so far...people choose breakfast cereals based on how douchey a guy dresses while selling it.
You'd figure that I'd be a husband and father by now with me being so low maintenance. "Are these GREEN M&M's!?!" *storms out, slams door*