Doritos creator dies at 97, he will be buried with chips....inside of a coffin much much bigger than necessary.

Someone left a half eaten container of Chinese food on my car. I will probably be on the news tonight.

Some people eat a grape at the market, some people use a depends undergarment out of the pack... some should not have admitted that.

"Girl, I'd hit that so hard you'd need a hip replacement!" - A teenager at the mall just now making sure that masturbation is in his future

Nancy Grace has a nip slip on Dancing with the Stars, ipecac syrup sales plummet. Film at 11!

My cable package has a special filter that covered Nancy Grace's boobs with Janet Jackson's from the Superbowl. The best $29.99 ever spent!