Pat Buchanan, we ALL know you're a bigot, so saying racist things is boring coming from you. Want attention? May I suggest B.A.S.E. jumping?
S. Anthony Thomas (Groin pull) is questionable for Saturday's powerbanging. More results after the MRI...
If the lady at the drive thru asks "Can I get you anything else?", DON'T say "Yes, it rhymes with USSY!" McDonald's coffee is STILL hot.
September said some really disturbing things during it's exit interview. I'm getting a restraining order. Give it about a year to cool off.
Breaking news! Bank of America now charges 25 cents to say "Bank of America" Film at 11!