I'm trying to keep my posts clean from now on. Is there a clean way to tell ladies to stop ignoring the balls?

"Arrrrr! Kiss me black ass!" - Me as an annoyed pirate

I'm NOT a snake charmer...but we DO have an UNDERSTANDING. Also, I am part mongoose.

Dear women who make extra space between their genitals and you when you hug them...men don't have special invisible assault junk. Calm down.

I will be skipping the GOP debate tonight and watching the football game with my friends SCIENCE, REASON, CLASS, TRUTH & GOOD RACE RELATIONS

 My head isn't hurting anymore, I guess the debate is over.

If there are ANY new dating reality shows on TV this fall or EVER...the terrorists win.