Imagine how good life would be if ALL government offices worked as fast as John Boehner does rejecting ideas that he hasn't even heard yet.
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Breaking news! "HUBRIS", through it's spokesperson, disavows congress and threatens to sue ANYONE who suggests a connection between the two.
If I became President, I'd "Draw a line in the SNOW"... yeah, deal with THAT mofos!!!!
I'd still do you. (my message to women with cats)
I'm enjoying a tall refreshing glass of phuckitall.