I've got to get a drug problem and date some hookers quickly or my inevitable Celebrity roast is going to SUCK!

...walking into a bus station bathroom just as a guy uses Febreze® on his ass crack....Priceless.

Dear NEW Charlie's Angels, Bosley is supposed to be a lovable goof that oversees the ladies, NOT a guy who could actually get them in bed!

Somewhere in the world, a person slept through the whole day. That person had a better and MORE productive day than I did.