Do unto others, then blame someone else...unless they like it, then keep doing them and film it. Where am I going with this?

Lucille Roberts commercials are HOTTER than Shake weight commercials. Yup.

It's easy to talk crap about your producer 9 seasons in at 2 mil per episode. A real gangsta would have done it at the audition. YEAH!!!

What would Charlie Sheen do if he had a HALL PASS? Scary.....

This beat is 'Funky'...there's probably black people in THIS commercial...yup, there she is.

Give your lady the gift of artificial scarcity...give her a diamond. No? No good? Alright, let's say that they're a girl's best friend...

You just wait until it comes out that this was ALL just a big scheme by Charlie Sheen to keep Jehovah's Witnesses from waking him up early.