Watching this new congress begs the question...STILL happy about your vote or lack thereof?

Oligarchy + Public Awareness = Anarchy

Whoa, Scott Walker, "taking candy from a baby" isn't to be taken LITERALLY! Man, I thought he'd stop at just ripping off the unions...

Eric Cantor + Tim Pawlenty + Dick Cheney's brain + Centrifuge = Scott Walker #wiuinion

I want people to get points on their license for using their horns to be an even BIGGER a-hole than they normally are.

"I have collected ALL of the hand lotion NOT used for self pleasuring in THIS container!" -the invention of the thimble

Planet Hollywood uses it's profits to subsidize ass implants for young starlets....so EAT UP!! #fakewebrumors

Hi, TV censors...it's S. Anthony. We should be able to talk about anything on TV that EVERYBODY does, okay? Relax. Thanks.

Ah, the lost art of shutting the hell up....

Did YOU know that chocolate pudding tastes good even when it's NOT spread on a lady's boobs? Go figure...