Superbowl commercials should be placed in the dictionary next to the phrase "Trying too hard"

It's 9:11 right now...you know Rudy Giuliani plays with himself EVERY MORNING AT THIS TIME!

Polarization in many cases is as dangerous as Polar bears, minus the huge piles of shit. Oh...forgot about cable news. I stand corrected.

Remember when cable news anchors were *snickers* RESPECTED? Ah, those were the days...

Those who WANT "Democracy" take to the streets, those who "HAVE" "Democracy" sit on their asses. So Egypt you have THAT to look forward to.

If you are going to regurgitate, please make sure that your prior meals consist mainly of facts. Otherwise STFU!

You know those friends & relatives that show up unannounced and try to stay so late that you have to drive them home? Two words... pit bull.

The chamber of commerce ate the dingo...so your baby is safe.

I wish I was as cool as the black guys on TV sitcoms. Hahahahaha! Just kidding, I'm infinitely cooler!

As an evolved human being, I'm embarrassed that a phrase like "compassion fatigue" even exists. Huh? I GAVE YOU A QUARTER YESTERDAY!!!!

Wow, imagine what would happen if people boycotted businesses that fire people here and ship jobs elsewhere...hmmm...

When is entertainment tonight going to do a report on how people can buy knockoffs of the Black eyed peas audience outfits?