Please Justin Bieber, please start dating Taylor Swift. The nation needs this...

The "Grammys" are voted on by pros in the industry. The "People's Choice Awards" by fans. That's the difference. Calm the f*ck down and let Esperanza Spalding enjoy her award.

I just lost out in a raffle at Subway sandwiches to some guy that DOESN'T come here that often! S. Anthony maniacs...ATTACK HIS WIKIPAGE!!!

Sometimes people "Pick Fights" to gain emotional space for a breakup...and sometimes they're just complete a-holes.

I just bought the homeless guy (His name is Charles) that was sitting outside of the corner store, a hot tea and a sandwich. The funny thing is, I think he appreciated being looked at and talked to like a human being MORE than the food and drink. It's something to think about...

Special message to flexible women, all of that folding is nice and looks good but sometimes a guy just wants your legs around his waist OK?

Why do we sign LONG TERM contracts with cable and cellphone companies!?! That's as dumb as doing that with your supermarket!!