Hey, why does the donut shop put all of the hot sandwiches in BROWN bags and the donuts in WHITE bags? Segregationists!!!

I've got several freezers full of snow. Aw yeah, the kids on the block will be completely out gunned in the June thru July snowball sneak attacks that I have planned. "We got you good Mr. S" indeed! *Maniacal Laughter*

It wasn't OK to ruin Taylor Swift's award moment and it's not OK to ruin Esperanza Spalding's award moment. Understand?

I don't know what factory made Esperanza Spalding and Corinne Bailey Rae, but I hope it goes into overdrive. (And please make one for ME!)

The United States public is essentially un-shockable now. However, if we were to wake up to politicians giving a sh!t...hahahahaha! I tried.

So, when do the affordable versions of gaga's egg suit come out at the local walmart?

Inspired by the successful protests in Egypt, canaries boycott coal mine because of unsafe work conditions. Film at 11!

Jeopardy computer beats past champions then rubs it in by getting laid, something the two human competitors STILL haven't done. Film at 11!

How long would it be until there was NO drunk driving if the punishment WASN'T "License revocation" but "Tossing a homeless guy's salad"?

I'm thinking of posting something inaccurate, inflammatory, stupid, crass and then erasing it and acting like it NEVER existed when you all get mad. Not because I'd believe in such things, but why should politicians have ALL the fun?

I'm starting to feel like a band with a small but loyal cult following. :-)

Do you think that the Koch brothers ran a credit card through Scalia and Thomas' butt cheeks like Nelly did in his "Tip Drill" video?