Me + watching the oscars = not going to happen.

You'd figure the people that make commercials would pool their money and start a marketing campaign to remove the "Adult Diaper" stigma.

Beautiful women, STOP looking pissed in your pictures. Thanks.

Hey, ladies in Proactiv commercials...guys don't care, we will sleep with you zits or no zits. Not having a vagina is the only deal breaker.