Anyone have a copy of P89X? (alright, I'm a LITTLE competitive)

Alright, I'm done. Sorry to wake you...

I don't like family DRAMA...but a family SILENT film would be great right now.

Wait until Dracula realizes that it's just ketchup. HAHAHAHA! Oh shit! Here he comes!!!!!

I like my women like I like my coff...you know what?...no. Just... no.

Ratings drop as dramatically as Horatio Caine gets lasik surgery. Film at 11 (Let's see how many of you mofos get this one!) ;-)

Richard Pryor's semen was so coke filled it was dangerous to Pam Grier? First of all, if your penis gets in PAM GRIER who needs coke!?!

Dolly Parton, Kim Kardashian, singing duet, music video....GENIUS. You're welcome world. This one is on me!