So, the lesson to be learned from schools that have daytime commercials is, "EVERYONE that DOESN'T go here becomes a complete loser" Got it!

This chill pad for my laptop sucks. Now it just wants to play xbox, watch porn and...hmm, come to think about it....CHILL PADS RULE!!!

The acting in these daytime commercials is unbelievable....literally.

"Relationships are ALWAYS hard", said the person who keeps dating jackasses.

21yr olds are fun because of their vitality, 41yr olds are because they DON'T freak out when your penis ACCIDENTALLY grazes their butt hole.

My friend got TWO tickets for driving while on a cellphone, so it cost him $300 to tell his wife that he's two blocks from home. IDIOT!

Charlie Sheen. Reality Show. Now!

I buy rock salt, bread and eggs during the summer...because I do what I want! I'M a REAL REBEL!

I'm watching a rerun of "The Nanny". I'd forgotten how much I wanted to get it on with her. Hot!!

Canada has a law against deceptive news reports AND universal healthcare. It would be nice to have BOTH or at least ONE of those here huh?