My car is parked under the tree in front my house, I'm going to need a car cover because the birds keep leaving 112th congress all over it.

Now that I'm not 18, I'm not as interested in sex as I used...hahahahahahahaha! I tried. I need to be able to say it with a straight face.

I hate the way they drag out the rejection on American Idol. It makes me wonder if I dated this show in High School...

What's with all the Royal Wedding coverage HERE? Did the actions of the NEW Tea Party cancel out the original one? Are we a colony again!?!

We get it congressional misogynists, this is the only way YOU can have ANY effect on the inside of a vagina...but you're going too far!