Wait...you guys DON'T make your own fish oil? Losers!

Omega -3's!?! Punk! I take Omega -4's son! - Gangsta Whole Foods Employee

Have you ever felt like your time was like money in an unguarded change bucket left on a busy street corner?

Our political system has two wings, one doesn't flap hard enough and one flaps backwards...no wonder we can't get off of the f*cking ground.

A "Critical thought" is the exact OPPOSITE of a popular Christmas toy. The supply is unlimited...and no one wants to fight for it.

Cheating ex friend requested me on Facebook at 7pm. It's 8:39 and I just stopped laughing. No more penis for you lady, sorry. Blocked.