My ex is protesting outside of my house for more of my "you know what" But I won't budge. I had to make drastic cuts.

I'm jealous of my ex's new guy... the wonderful feeling of relief he's going to have when he "wakes up" and drops her. Yeah, good times.

My ex was asked "How low can you go?" MORE often than a peripatetic, undefeated limbo champion. Thank you, good night! #cornyonpurpose

Forget about the apple not falling far from the tree, Gadhafi is proof that the turd doesn't fall far from the anus.

I must REALLY focus in on the porn and ignore the adverts... I JUST found out what a FLESHLIGHT is. YES I DID JUST FIND OUT!

Breaking Fake News! Congressional go unmailed due to lack of saliva. It was used instead to express their feelings for the middle class.

Bad news, there is NO liquid pretty in Proactiv® .

Adult diapers, female toplessness...if we can ALL agree to rid ourselves of silly stigmas...TITTIES & all day couch sittin' for EVERYBODY!!!

At a former job we did political surveys. They are easy to manipulate.
(I didn't). F*ck surveys. Do research and make up YOUR OWN MIND.