Sunday, January 31, 2010

I'm Just Saying...

S. Anthony has just completed a "Speak about yourself in the third person" class. So he just wants to do you think he's doing?

I was just wondering, what percentage of the people that purchased the new "Stylish Snuggie" have actually had sex with another person?

Without football, Sundays SUCK. And not in the good "Aaaaah...that was great! Yes, I'll buy you a car!" kind of way.

Today is the kind of day the the phrase "F*ck it!" was invented for.

Hey person parked in MY spot AGAIN, in 5 minutes you'll have the answer to this question...what's it cost to replace all four of your tires?

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