Ever want to find the people that made your girlfriend or boyfriend crazy and just whip their asses? They don't know you but they've ruined your life!
Ladies, I speak for all men here. WE CAN FIND OUR OWN FRIENDS!! No more set ups, we have different tastes in dudes than you!!!
Santa leaves lame gifts and gets milk and cookies. I leave thousands of dollars of audio/video equipment in her shower & get a restraining order. Some women are never happy.
When will women realize that when they say "Kiss my ass!" guys have only 2 thoughts. "Yes please!" & "Can I lick ice cream off of it too?"