Breaking News! Jay Leno tries to use Eminent domain to oust Conan O'Brien. Film at 11 unless Leno wants that spot, if so Film at 11:30.
Have you ever let someone cut in front of you just to have a long look at their beautiful butt? That's what the lady behind me just did.
Success is the best lubricant....I mean reward...reward.
A "Stripsearch" means I'M supposed to take MY clothes off right?...come to think of it she wasn't wearing a uniform and this is a newsstand.
It's fun watching a grown man dressed as a snapple bottle try to run. Take ONE my ass. Catch me if you can bottle boy!! Thirsty? Hahahaha!!
Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...because duh, I CAN SEE YOU....and I will shoot you....from my house...made of bricks.
This morning my friends cat was licking my face, as soon as I woke up it ran away. Tease.
Am I my brothers keeper? Why, what did you hear? Nothing from the basement right?