20 degrees outside. Only the most dedicated flashers will be out today. If only someone would invent a "See thru junk warmer"
You may dress as you wish IN your home right? So, if I get the door nude but don't step outside...why did the delivery lady call the cops?
After a few hours with some young relatives at Chuck E. Cheese, I’m now convinced that some animals don’t eat their young just to avoid starvation.
I realize now, that It may be time for me to get a steady girlfriend. Why? I’m starting to have fantasies about that lady in the progressive commercials. I know you may be thinking “There is nothing wrong with a healthy heterosexual male having a fantasy about a lady on tv”. You’re right about that. The problem comes with what happens next in the fantasy. It involves the Geico lizard and her nipples….